Dear Flamboyant Square-Toed Shoe,
(Attn: The Males Who Wear Them)
123 Brokedown Blvd...
You may be a descendant of the pimp shoe, but you sure ain't pimpin. Oh no no no.
I often wonder, deeply, about the course of events that could lead to the donning of such a foot-ly nightmare. As in, perhaps the wearer was held at gunpoint? My mind begins to spin the tale that could make such shoe choice excusable: ...the gunman must have been particularly cruel and forced his victim the endure the ultimate humiliation: a day of square-toed shoe wearing?
But if only that were the case.
Dear Square-Toed Shoe,
Bad call. Very bad call.
Try again?
--EDIT---
2 hours later and I'm still ruminating on the dreadful nature of this silhouette.
Oversized square toe indicative of oversized ego and a tragically bad eye for footwear. What a deadly combination.
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